PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie